Kari has a bad day.

2003-12-18 at 9:30 p.m.

• One should not assume a coffee cup is empty just because it has been sitting on one's desk for, oh, days.

• Cold coffee can really fuck a keyboard.

• One should never, ever, ever pry up the keys on one's keyboard unless one is very very very very comfortable with what a slob one is. Seriously. Rice? When the hell did I eat rice over my keyboard? It's been... months... oh, ew. And I should be bald with the amount of hair I found in there. And what the hell is that????? It's kind of gooey and... oh, ew.

So, goodbye sweet ergonomic keyboard. We barely knew ya. Or, apparently, we knew you all too well and you eat crackers in bed, you slob.

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