Go read some other stuff.

2004-02-03 at 6:20 p.m.

Funny stories from 'round the internet:

Russia deploys the army to rescue beer trapped underneath the ice.
Clearly, priorities in the right place.
Hello Kitty is 30! Celebrate by buying a Hello Kitty vibrator!
Yes, this is a reprinted link from flea, originally from Mykull, but everyone needs to know the joy that is Pingvin! So far, my longest is 3587.5 (meters? I suppose.)
And in case you don't link to any of the highly recommended journals to the left there, hold your breath for the new member from dooce's family, because that has to be the best eviction notice ever.

That's all for now. And if you didn't read my earlier post about why I haven't posted in a week, do so. It's a good'un.